the-milk-eyed-mender:

the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically

foodchewer:

thanks Doug

fangirl-perfection:

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sextmespinosa:
Thanks for the follow bae 😘💕

💕💕💕

Send me one “Dear—-” and I’ll write a letter to this person

dinosaurmattew:

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

Please please please

Pleaseeee

All I can imagine when I see this is you and Jack having an argument in his room, you storm out and he makes his way downstairs where all the other guys are. They start questioning him about all the shouting and he just kind of sits there, staring at the floor, too shocked to chase you. Instead he sits quietly, trying not to cry.

loliconprince:

I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT

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shawnstolemymuffin:

espinosas-cupcake:

I JUST FELL ASLEEP
AND IN MY DREAM

matt shoved me against the wall and was nibbling on my neck and pulled my hair slightly and so i dug my nails into his back and he whispered
“we havent even gotten things started yet” smirking, he grabbed my ass and picked me up to carry my up the stairs
aND HE TRIPPED AND WE HEAD BUTTED

AND I WAS LAUGHING SO HArd I WOKE UP AGAIN

REA D THE WHOLE THING

I love when people ship me and Aaron

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